Two women in p.e. kit red wristbands and headbands hula hopp
Free

23 & 27 Jul 2025

Wonky Olympics

SD Theatre

Two clueless PE teachers give traditional sports day a hilarious makeover.

Event Details
Date 23 & 27 Jul 2025
Times 11:30am
1pm
2:30pm
Location The Beacon – Cliffe Castle Park
Ages 3+
Under 18s must be accompanied by a responsible adult
Access
  • Wheelchair user access

Not sure about PE class? Don’t worry, SD Theatre has reimagined it with a twist that’ll have you laughing, leaping, and joining in without a second thought!

Armed with cones, hula hoops, and their trusty megaphone, they’re ready to lead the silliest sports session you’ve ever seen. Dressed head to toe in retro PE kits and determined to get you moving, these teachers don’t care if you forgot your trainers—and no, they’re not accepting notes from your parents!
Expect a chaotic warm-up followed by delightfully daft events like:
  • Chopstick Javelin
  • Sock Shotput
  • 30-yard Scream
  • Paper Aeroplane Launch
  • Hula-Poola Hula-hoops
  • Wonky Obstacle Course
Parental supervision required. Laughter guaranteed.

Visit The Beacon at Cliffe Castle Park

The Beacon is a custom-made touring venue for Bradford 2025.

From 10 July – 10 August, The Beacon will be at Cliffe Castle Park.

Plan your visit below, or get in touch with us on [email protected] for more information.

Cliffe Castle Park
Spring Gardens Ln,
Keighley,
BD20 6LH

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Image courtesy of SD Theatre

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Wheelchair access

Wheelchair access is available at these sessions.

The play equipment also has disabled facilities and some assisted seating to enable children to access fixed equipment.

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