Free
23 & 27 Jul 2025
The Beacon – Cliffe Castle Park
Wonky Olympics
SD Theatre
Two clueless PE teachers give traditional sports day a hilarious makeover.
Not sure about PE class? Don’t worry, SD Theatre has reimagined it with a twist that’ll have you laughing, leaping, and joining in without a second thought!
Armed with cones, hula hoops, and their trusty megaphone, they’re ready to lead the silliest sports session you’ve ever seen. Dressed head to toe in retro PE kits and determined to get you moving, these teachers don’t care if you forgot your trainers—and no, they’re not accepting notes from your parents!
Expect a chaotic warm-up followed by delightfully daft events like:
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Chopstick Javelin
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Sock Shotput
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30-yard Scream
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Paper Aeroplane Launch
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Hula-Poola Hula-hoops
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Wonky Obstacle Course
Parental supervision required. Laughter guaranteed.
Visit The Beacon at Cliffe Castle Park
The Beacon is a custom-made touring venue for Bradford 2025.
From 10 July – 10 August, The Beacon will be at Cliffe Castle Park.
Plan your visit below, or get in touch with us on [email protected] for more information.
Cliffe Castle Park
Spring Gardens Ln,
Keighley,
BD20 6LH
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