Two women in p.e. kit red wristbands and headbands hula hopp
Free

8 Jun 2025

Wonky Olympics

SD Theatre

Two clueless PE teachers give traditional sports day a hilarious makeover.

Event Details
Date 8 Jun 2025
Times Various times
Location The Beacon – Bowling Park
Ages 3+
Under 18s must be accompanied by a responsible adult
Access
  • Wheelchair user access

Not sure about PE class? Don’t worry, SD Theatre has reimagined it with a twist that’ll have you laughing, leaping, and joining in without a second thought!

Armed with cones, hula hoops, and their trusty megaphone, they’re ready to lead the silliest sports session you’ve ever seen. Dressed head to toe in retro PE kits and determined to get you moving, these teachers don’t care if you forgot your trainers—and no, they’re not accepting notes from your parents!
Expect a chaotic warm-up followed by delightfully daft events like:
  • Chopstick Javelin
  • Sock Shotput
  • 30-yard Scream
  • Paper Aeroplane Launch
  • Hula-Poola Hula-hoops
  • Wonky Obstacle Course
Parental supervision required. Laughter guaranteed.

Visit The Beacon in Bowling Park

The Beacon is a custom-made touring venue for Bradford 2025.

From Thursday 22 May to Sunday 22 June 2025, The Beacon will be in Bowling Park.

Plan your visit below, or get in touch with us on [email protected] for more information.

Bowling Park
Bowling Hall Rd
Bradford BD4 7TL

Credits
Image courtesy of SD Theatre

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Wheelchair access

Wheelchair access is available at these sessions.

The play equipment also has disabled facilities and some assisted seating to enable children to access fixed equipment.

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